Talk like a pirate day
The official “talk like a pirate day” came and went without me knowin’. Then again, I could simple claim that pirates have little regard for calendars or being on time!
So, in reverence to a good pirate friend who flies the Jolly Roger over on the RTTC Bounty, I pillaged the iTunes Store for the Pirate Insult Generator and set about cursing a foul wind to fill me sails …
Argh, How could ye forget! We be the descendants of honorable folk who served with letter o’ mark. It be in our blood matey. Ye have to hoist the colors and drink to the brethren!